wheretheducksgo:

what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though

like

she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform 

like

did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or

what happened to lizzie mcguire 

playing video games
someone: hey
10 minutes later
me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING
youretheskythatifellthrough:


“This is the part of the interview where I would like to publicly announce to the entire world that my mother makes really good cookies. I never watch what goes into them, but they rule.”

huntersandangels:

I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.

wholockappreciationblog:

I don’t know which is worse…Benedict looking all shaggy with a wrinkly blouse that looks like a maternity top…or Tom with his leather pants and puffy orange jacket…they do look like a couple though. Bless.
animalstalkinginallcaps:

OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.
I MISSED YOU TOO.
SO MUCH.
… 
…
… 
…
OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.
IT WAS, WASN’T IT?
LET ME GO, DAN.
youretheskythatifellthrough:

“Yeah, the first time I flew out of the country, it was to Hong Kong, China. I was halfway through the show and I had this moment where it hit me that here I was, nobody from nowhere, and these people who lived a million miles away from me, who probably didn’t even speak English, knew all the words to my songs. I get goosebumps just thinking about it.”
youretheskythatifellthrough:

“I’m such a bro. I’ve never been a car guy. My dad is a car guy and he was always looking over my shoulder, like, “You’re doing this all wrong. Why are you doing the music thing?” There was always this tiny thread of tension about why I wasn’t into cars, ‘cause I’m his first and only son. I’ve never had nice cars; I’ve always driven old minivans, but now I have the means, so I bought the total bro car, a Mustang. I went all out.”